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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:37 pm 
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Old folks


Old folks say the darndest things:

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some
new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food
court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to
him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different
colours: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find him
staring every time.

When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked,
'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild
in your life?'

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I
would not choke on his response; knowing he would have
a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye
in his response.

'Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was
just wondering if you were my son.'




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