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PA24Jock
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Three women (one engaged, one married, and one a mistress) are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes.

After a few days they meet again.

The engaged girlfriend said: The other night when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long.

The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night long.

The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready and when my husband came home from work, he grabbed the television controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?"
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Hahaha

I sent my wife this to laugh at....and get ideas.
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Yea, I sent it to my wife as well. She replied back with, "That's exactly what would happen to us!"

Guess I better send it to my Girlfriend so she can get some ideas!

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Have heard it before, but it's a good one!

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