Well, gentlemen, I think it's finally time to show you my humble collection. This is our first attempt at posting photos, so please forgive the quality..and remember they were shot from the heart.
Oh yeah, Driver and Roff: I made sure the bezels were aligned, just for you. 
The Planet Ocean was my first child, very well-behaved, never complaining.
The Steelfish was another child altogether: loud, rambunctious, always trying my patience.
The Skyland? Quiet yet self-assured, never a problem.
The Ingenieur, my last child, is oddly the most mature of the group: he does everything he can to please me and keep family order.
It's amazing I got them all together for this family shoot. Will there be future children in my little family? Not according to my girlfriend. I've been ordered to undergo a horological vasectomy.
Steve
And my OCD gland has not been provoked as you've thoughtfully aligned those bezels. 
I'm sure that must qualify as a crime against humanity! Stand up for you rights as a horological human! If you need any backup convincing your girlfriend, I'm sure we'll all be behind you Steve. (Probably several thousand miles behind you, but behind you nonetheless!