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A burglar broke into a house one night.
He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a
voice in the dark said, 'Jesus
is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked
his flashlight off, and froze.

When he heard nothing more after a bit,
he shook his head and
continued. Just as he pulled the stereo
out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is
watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around
frantically, looking for
the source of the voice. Finally, in the
corner of the room, his
flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.
Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just
trying to
warn you that Jesus is watching you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who
in the world are you?'
Moses,' replied the bird.
'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What
kind of people would name a bird Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'

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- Nathan
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Breitling Avenger Skyland (Black)

and the burgler pees himself... LOL

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Oldie but goldie.