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 Post subject: Genie in a Bottle
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 5:04 pm 
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A genie in a bottle says to a man, 'You can have three wishes.

But whatever you get, your mother-in-law gets double.

So the man said, 'I want a million dollars.' And the genie said, 'Fine, your mother-in-law gets two million.

And the man said, 'I want a Bentley.' 'O.K., but your mother-in-law gets 2 Bentleys.

So what's you third wish?' and the man says, 'I want to be beat half to death.

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 Post subject: Re: Genie in a Bottle
PostPosted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 7:45 pm 
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Hah! very clever :twisted:

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:51 pm 
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Who is that man and can I buy the bottle from him?

I'm not too bothered about being loaded and I've already got a nice car, however.......... :twisted:


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