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 Post subject: Class 1A
PostPosted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:35 pm 
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A new teacher starts her first day and is given the task of teaching class 1A an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'definitely' in it. Little Mary pipes up - "Miss, the sky is definitely blue" she proudly says. Teacher says "That's good Mary, but the sky is sometimes red, orange or grey". Little Alice jumps to her feet - "Miss, the grass is definitely green". "Good try Alice" replies Teach "but sometimes it's brown when the sun burns it or it's yellow when dried out.

With that, raggy-arsed Johnny jumps to his feet and screams "Ay Miss! Does a fart 'ave lumps in it?!"

"Certainly not!" retorts Miss Goodheart, to which Johnny replies "Well, in that case - I've definitely shit me pants!"
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 Post subject: Re: Class 1A
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