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Dear employees,


Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of economy,

Management has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 40 years of

age and above on early retirement. This scheme will be known as RAPE

(Retire Aged People Early).


Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to management to be eligible for

the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have

been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme

Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice

and SCREWED as many times as Management deems appropriate.


Persons who have been RAPED can only get AIDS (Additional Income for

Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early

Severance).


Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED

any further by Management.


Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT

(Special High Intensity Training) as possible. Management has always

prided itself on the amount of SHIT it gives employees.


Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring to the

attention of your Supervisor. They have been trained to give you all the

SHIT you can handle.

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Certified watch nut.

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Rolex Submariner Bi-Metal, Yellow Gold/Blue
Panerai 112, Black Leather (Soon Hopefully!)

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