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PostPosted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:17 am 
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Tired of paying pump prices?
So are we! Welcome to Petrol Direct - the UK's leading supplier of all varieties of petrol, diesel and even biofuels delivered direct! We save you money by sourcing all our fuels from other countries in the EU that have a much lower tax rate than the UK.

Petrol Direct The UK's first internet-only petrol retailer
We are the first petrol retailer to sell direct to the consumer directly through the web. With no expensive forecourts to maintain, we can save money by shipping directly to your door from our low-cost distribution outlets.

How can we save you money?
Put simply.. fuel in the UK is expensive! We can ship directly from countries with the lowest tax rates to the UK and save you money.. and the tax has already been paid! We just charge you a handling fee and shipping costs, and you can fill up your vehicle at your own convenience!


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:lol: I wonder how many serious enquiries they've had! :lol:

I guess running your car on Vin Diesel will make it sound gruff, tough and purposeful to start with, but after a lot of marketing hype about world beating potential (think "xXx" here), the performance and ability levels will drop off rather dramatically! :wink:

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I wonder, is that legal?
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That is just hilarious - I particularly like the Petrel and Perfuel, although the antimatter is pretty tempting.
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Top stuff!

Placed an order for a cubic meter of Plutonium and some crystal power. ;)

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