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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social
Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's

license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had

left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home

and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That
silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed

my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at

the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have

gotten disability, too'


And then the fight started.....

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