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 Post subject: Old men think fast.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2013 6:50 pm 
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Location: Fragrant Harbour.
Old men may walk slow BUT they think FAST.

An elderly man in Queensland , Australia had owned a large property for several
He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted mango
and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when it was built and he also had
some picnic tables placed there in the shade of the fruit trees.
One afternoon the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to look it over,
as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten liter bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young ladies skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked,
or make you get out of the dam naked.'

Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'

"It is just a matter of time!"

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