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|Author:||In2Deep [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:20 am ]|
|Post subject:||Are you a smoker?|
Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.
Lady 1: What's that?
Lady 2: A condom
Lady 1: Where'd you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.
The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.
The guy looked at her kind of strangely, ( she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.
"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."
|Author:||mboverst [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:26 am ]|
Hahaha good one to start Monday off with.
|Author:||nnikolaus [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:53 am ]|
|Author:||aleister [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:10 pm ]|
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