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Author:  In2Deep [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:20 am ]
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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom

Lady 1: Where'd you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, the first lady hobbled into the local drugstore and announced to the pharmacist that she wanted to buy a package of condoms.

The guy looked at her kind of strangely, ( she was, after all, in her 80s), but politely asked what brand she preferred.

"Doesn't matter," she replied, "as long as it fits a Camel."


Author:  mboverst [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:26 am ]
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Hahaha good one to start Monday off with.

Author:  nnikolaus [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:53 am ]
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:lol: :lol:

Author:  aleister [ Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:10 pm ]
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Author:  PA24Jock [ Tue Aug 19, 2008 9:48 am ]
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