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Author:  PA24Jock [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 3:45 pm ]
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Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. '

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'

Author:  In2Deep [ Wed Aug 13, 2008 4:35 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Presidential Candidates

PA24Jock wrote:
Presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and John Mc Cain were flying to a debate.

Barack looked at Hillary, chuckled and said, 'You know I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy. '

Hillary shrugged her shoulders and replied, 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.'

John added, 'That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.'

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his copilot, 'Such big-shots back there. I could throw all three of them out of the window and make 156 million people very happy.'


LOL. awesome surprise ending!

Author:  aleister [ Thu Aug 14, 2008 1:39 pm ]
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Great stuff! :)

Author:  nnikolaus [ Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:23 pm ]
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aleister wrote:
Great stuff! :)


How's the new President going to affect your business Aleister? You're in Oil technologies or something like that right?
:breitling3

Author:  In2Deep [ Thu Aug 14, 2008 9:31 pm ]
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Reminds me of little Johnny:

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers
did for a living.

All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.

However, little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when
the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front
of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the
offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him
all night for money."


The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin
aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee
and is helping to get Hillary Clinton to be our next President, but I
was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

Author:  aleister [ Fri Aug 15, 2008 5:05 am ]
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Indeed, Mario... :)

nnikolaus: No changes. There are other countries than the US making oil business in the world... ;)

Author:  Damian [ Fri Aug 15, 2008 6:58 am ]
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:lol:

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