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Author:  gliebig [ Wed Nov 14, 2012 6:07 am ]
Post subject:  What's up with football players names nowadays?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gODZzSOelss

Author:  hardrockminer [ Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:29 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What's up with football players names nowadays?

Tom had been in Police work for 25 years.

Finally sick of the stress, he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the hills in Tasmania as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and quiet.

After six months or so of total isolation, someone knocks on his door. He opens it and a huge,bearded man is standing there.

"Names Cliff, your neighbour from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party Friday night. Thought you might like to come at about 5.00."

"Great" says Tom "after six months out here i'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you."

As Cliff is leaving, he stops. "Gotta warn you. Be some drinking."

"Not a problem" says Tom "after 25 years in the business, i can drink with the best of em."

Again, the big man starts to leave and stops. " More'n likely gonna be some fighting too."

"Well, I get along with people,i'll be alright...I'll be there. Thanks again".

"More'n likely be some wild sex too",

"Now that's really not a problem" says Tom, warming to the idea. I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there..... By the way, what should i wear?"


"Don't much matter. Just gonna be the two of us".

Author:  hardrockminer [ Thu Nov 22, 2012 12:43 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: What's up with football players names nowadays?

Apologies gliebig, posted my entry in the wrong place.

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