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| Author: | PA24Jock [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:25 am ] |
| Post subject: | This is why married guys rarely, if ever, get kinky sex. |
Three women (one engaged, one married, and one a mistress) are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men. That night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said: The other night when my boyfriend came home, he found me in the leather bodice, stilettos and mask. He said, "You are the woman of my life. I love you." Then we made love all night long. The mistress stated: "Oh Yes! The other night we met in the office. I was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat, he didn't say a word. We just had wild sex all night long. The married one then said: "The other night I sent the kids to stay at my mothers for the night. I got myself ready and when my husband came home from work, he grabbed the television controller and a beer, and said, "Hey Batman, what's for dinner?" |
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| Author: | In2Deep [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:32 am ] |
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LOL! |
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| Author: | mboverst [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 10:39 am ] |
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Hahaha I sent my wife this to laugh at....and get ideas. |
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| Author: | PA24Jock [ Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:56 am ] |
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Yea, I sent it to my wife as well. She replied back with, "That's exactly what would happen to us!" Guess I better send it to my Girlfriend so she can get some ideas! --Mark |
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| Author: | aleister [ Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:31 pm ] |
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Have heard it before, but it's a good one! |
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