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Author:  gliebig [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:13 am ]
Post subject:  Little Johnny 2+2+2==7

Teacher:
If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you
have?

Johnny:
Seven, Sir.

Teacher:
No, listen carefully.

If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you
have?

Johnny:
Seven

Teacher:
Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you
have?

Johnny:
Six.
Teacher:
Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny:
Seven!!!

A very angry Teacher:
Where in the hell do you get seven from?!?!?

A very angry Johnny:
Because,....I've already got a f*****' cat!!!

Author:  Watch nut [ Fri Aug 31, 2012 5:30 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Little Johnny 2+2+2==7

Good one, i like it

Author:  H2F [ Sat Sep 01, 2012 12:32 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Little Johnny 2+2+2==7

Ha!

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