The Breitling Watch Source Forums

Breitling Watch Information Forums, Navitimer, Chronomat
It is currently Fri Mar 29, 2024 7:56 am

All times are UTC - 8 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 8 posts ] 
Author Message
 Post subject: The Watch
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:38 pm 
Offline
Breitling Fanatic
Breitling Fanatic
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:57 am
Posts: 217
Likes: 1 post
Liked in: 0 post
Location: Western Canada
A guy from Canada is sitting at the bar in New
York City and looks at his watch several times in the
space of a few minutes. The woman sitting nearby
notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch.
I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A
state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Canadian explains, "It uses alpha waves to
talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it
telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing
any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it
must be broken because I am wearing panties!'' The
Canadian smirks, taps his watch and says,
"Bloody thing's running about an hour fast.... can I
buy you a drink?"

_________________
Veni, vidi, vici


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:57 pm 
Offline
Contributing Member
Contributing Member

Joined: Fri Oct 09, 2009 8:58 am
Posts: 3170
Likes: 294 posts
Liked in: 534 posts
Location: Santa Marta colombia on our way to french polynesia
:D

_________________
"I spent most of my money on Booze, Breitling and Boats. The rest I wasted" - mostly Elmore Leonard


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:09 am 
Offline
Cult of Breitling Leader
Cult of Breitling Leader
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:38 am
Posts: 3169
Likes: 10 posts
Liked in: 4 posts
Location: La Tour-de-Peilz, Switzerland
A classic but always good to review it.

Sent from my Galaxy SII using Tapatalk

_________________
Image

- This is Ghost Rider requesting a fly-by. - Negative Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 2:32 pm 
Offline
Breitling Connoisseur
Breitling Connoisseur

Joined: Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:11 pm
Posts: 615
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Location: U.S.A.
So it wasn't COSC? :?

_________________
"In the end there can be but one"


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:45 pm 
Offline
Breitling Connoisseur
Breitling Connoisseur
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:10 am
Posts: 646
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Location: Chicago area - KUGN
Twotone540 wrote:
So it wasn't COSC? :?

Have you considered the possibility that he was taking some liberties with the facts, in the hope of taking some liberties?


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:55 pm 
Offline
Breitling Fanatic
Breitling Fanatic
User avatar

Joined: Fri Oct 28, 2011 8:57 am
Posts: 217
Likes: 1 post
Liked in: 0 post
Location: Western Canada
Wrangler its a joke !!!

_________________
Veni, vidi, vici


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:55 pm 
Offline
Breitling Connoisseur
Breitling Connoisseur
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:10 am
Posts: 646
Likes: 0 post
Liked in: 0 post
Location: Chicago area - KUGN
supertaz1 wrote:
Wrangler its a joke !!!

So was mine!


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  
 Post subject: Re: The Watch
PostPosted: Thu Feb 02, 2012 11:46 pm 
Offline
Cult of Breitling Leader
Cult of Breitling Leader
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 10, 2010 7:38 am
Posts: 3169
Likes: 10 posts
Liked in: 4 posts
Location: La Tour-de-Peilz, Switzerland
wrangler wrote:
supertaz1 wrote:
Wrangler its a joke !!!

So was mine!


:lol:

_________________
Image

- This is Ghost Rider requesting a fly-by. - Negative Ghost Rider. The pattern is full.


Top
 Profile  
Reply with quote  

Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 8 posts ] 

All times are UTC - 8 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 21 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
 




Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Group