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 Post subject: An Affair to Remember
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2008 10:26 pm 
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An Affair to Remember
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A married bloke was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and rooted all arvo.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The bloke hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.
"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

She looked down at his shoes and said: "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

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I feel his pain. I've gotten in just as much trouble for playing golf.

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