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 Post subject: First Aid - AUSSIE STYLE
PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 4:23 am 
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(My apologies to all you Aussies out there for this one!)

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly begins to cough.

After a few seconds it becomes apparent that she is in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turn to look at her.

"Ken ya swaller?", asks Bluey

The woman signals 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

"Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza. The woman shakes her head 'No'!!!

With that, Bluey walks up behind her, lifts up the back of her dress, yanks down her knickers and runs his tongue up and down the crack of her butt.

This shocks the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flies out of her mouth and she begins to breathe again.

Bluey swaggers back to his table and takes a gulp of his beer.

Bazza says in admiration, "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it."


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