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 Post subject: Job Interview in Texas
PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:23 pm 
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A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.

The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, he says:

"Take this pistol and go out and shoot
six illegal aliens,
six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists,
and a rabbit. "

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you start?"


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