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PostPosted: Thu Nov 12, 2015 11:23 am 
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I met an older woman at a bar last night...

She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter!

We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double?
'What's that?' I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome', she said.

As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.'
We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'.

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom... you still awake?'

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