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Author:  ewen [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:32 pm ]
Post subject:  Three for one...warning, bad jokes ahead
Two pools of vomit, Ralf and Huey are out on the town one night. Passing an alleyway, one of them stops, stares at some cardboard boxes stacked up under a fire escape for a minute or so and bursts into tears.
'What evers the matter Ralf ?' asks the concerned Huey.
'I had a strange feeling I'd been here before...' replied Ralf. '...and then it all came back to me, this is where I was brought up'.

Two pubic hairs were spending a particularly slow Saturday night on the wall of a urinal.
'God I'm bored' said Shorty.
'Me too...' said Curly, '...what do you want to do ?'
Shorty replied, 'oh I dunno....lets just stick around here till we get pissed off'.

'What seems to be the problem ?' asked the doctor.
'Well, doctor, I was sat watching TV last night and all of a sudden my shin started talking to me. It asked me if it could borrow fifty bucks till the weekend. I was shocked, but before I could take in what I'd just heard, my knee started talking too...it asked if I could pay its credit card bill this month or he'd get a black mark on his credit. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, but then my thigh asked me for $5000 to get a loan shark off his back. Whats the hells wrong with me doc ?'
'Easy..' says the doc '...your legs broke in three places'.
Author:  Twotone540 [ Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Three for one...warning, bad jokes ahead
:lol: :D :) :D :lol: :lol: :uplaugh: :uplaugh: :mrgreen: :lol:
Author:  Tim S [ Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:11 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Three for one...warning, bad jokes ahead
:yeahthat :mrgreen:
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