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Two pools of vomit, Ralf and Huey are out on the town one night. Passing an alleyway, one of them stops, stares at some cardboard boxes stacked up under a fire escape for a minute or so and bursts into tears.
'What evers the matter Ralf ?' asks the concerned Huey.
'I had a strange feeling I'd been here before...' replied Ralf. '...and then it all came back to me, this is where I was brought up'.

Two pubic hairs were spending a particularly slow Saturday night on the wall of a urinal.
'God I'm bored' said Shorty.
'Me too...' said Curly, '...what do you want to do ?'
Shorty replied, 'oh I dunno....lets just stick around here till we get pissed off'.

'What seems to be the problem ?' asked the doctor.
'Well, doctor, I was sat watching TV last night and all of a sudden my shin started talking to me. It asked me if it could borrow fifty bucks till the weekend. I was shocked, but before I could take in what I'd just heard, my knee started talking too...it asked if I could pay its credit card bill this month or he'd get a black mark on his credit. I couldn't believe what I was hearing, but then my thigh asked me for $5000 to get a loan shark off his back. Whats the hells wrong with me doc ?'
'Easy..' says the doc '...your legs broke in three places'.

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