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 Post subject: Another hunting joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:00 pm 
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Probably Titanic but...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps, "Help, I think my friend is dead! What can I do?"

The 911 operator says "OK, calm down. Deep breaths. I can help, sir. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence.

Then a gun shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

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 Post subject: Re: Another hunting joke
PostPosted: Fri Feb 17, 2012 1:21 pm 
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Good way for a teacher of English to make a point.


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 Post subject: Re: Another hunting joke
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wrangler wrote:
Good way for a teacher of English to make a point.

What :shock:
The gun ....or the syntax :guns:

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About the necessity for precision in communication, by telling the joke.

The gun makes a point of an altogether different kind; it does tend to terminate an argument.


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wrangler wrote:
About the necessity for precision in communication, by telling the joke.

The gun makes a point of an altogether different kind; it does tend to terminate an argument.

:wink:

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