F14D_Tomcat wrote:
A Canadian and an American were hunting in the Canadian woods when an illegal alien runs across the field and the Canadian shoots him in the back and kills him.
"You can't do that!" cried the American.
"Yes I can," replies the Canadian, "it's legal here in Canada."
Later that night the American goes out and buys beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an illegal runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The American thinks, "No problem," and he shoots him in the back and kills him. As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot aliens here in Canada!" protests the American.
"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
"You can't do that!" cried the American.
"Yes I can," replies the Canadian, "it's legal here in Canada."
Later that night the American goes out and buys beer and puts it on the roof of his truck to open the door. Just then an illegal runs by, grabs the beer, and runs away. The American thinks, "No problem," and he shoots him in the back and kills him. As he is getting his beer the police come and arrest him.
"But I thought it was legal to shoot aliens here in Canada!" protests the American.
"Well, yeah," says the cop, "but you can't use bait."
We like it
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