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Author:  supertaz1 [ Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:37 pm ]
Post subject:  MasterCard "priceless" moment
This is good, you gotta love this guy..... This
> is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson
> University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was
> a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception,
> the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said
> he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support
> them at their wedding.
> He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
> his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of
> his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
> from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party,
> was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them
> to open their envelope. Inside each manila
> envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The
> groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private
> detective to tail them.
> After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a
> couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to is bride and said, "F--- you!".
> Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage
> annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have cancelled the
> wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with
> the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay
> over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing
> the bride's and best mans reputations in front of 300 friends and family members. This guy has
> balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"
> commercial out of this?
> > >
> > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
> and
> > >friends.........................$32,000.
> > >Wedding photographs commemorating the
> >
> >occasion...........................................$3,000.
> > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
> > >Maui......................................$8,500.
> > >
> > >The look on everyone's face when they see the
> 8x10 glossy of the
> best man
> > >humping the bride..........Priceless.
> > >
> > >There are some things money can't buy, for
> everything else there's
> > >MASTERCARD.
Author:  Twotone540 [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:16 am ]
Post subject:  Re: MasterCard "priceless" moment
Very good :uplaugh: But.....Where's the picture :drool:
Author:  F14D_Tomcat [ Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: MasterCard "priceless" moment
Twotone540 wrote:
Very good :uplaugh: But.....Where's the picture :drool:


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