"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"...
I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" MEANS......
THE FOLLOWING IS A TELEPHONE EXCHANGE BETWEEN A HOTEL GUEST AND ROOM SERVICE IN CHINA ......
ROOM SERVICE : "MORRIN. ROON SIRBEES."
GUEST : "SORRY, I THOUGHT I DIALED ROOM-SERVICE."
ROOM SERVICE: " RYE . ROON SIRBEES...MORRIN! JOOWISH TO ODDOR SUNTEEN???"
GUEST: "UH..... YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER BACON AND EGGS."
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN?"
GUEST: ".....WHAT??"
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN!?... PRYED, BOYUD, POCHD?"
GUEST: "OH, THE EGGS! HOW DO I LIKE THEM? SORRY.... SCRAMBLED, PLEASE."
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEE BAYKEN ? CREEPSE?"
GUEST: "CRISP WILL BE FINE."
ROOM SERVICE: "HOKAY. AN SAHN TOES?"
GUEST: "WHAT?"
ROOM SERVICE: "AN TOES. ULAI SAHN TOES?"
GUEST: "I.... DON'T THINK SO.."
ROOM SERVICE: "NO? UDO WAN SAHN TOES???"
GUEST: "I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 'UDO WAN SAHN TOES' MEANS."
ROOM SERVICE: "TOES! TOES!...WHY UOO DON WAN TOES? OW BOW INGRISH MOPPIN WI BOTTER?"
GUEST: "OH, ENGLISH MUFFIN! !! I'VE GOT IT! YOU WERE SAYING 'TOAST'... FINE...YES, AN ENGLISH MUFFIN WILL BE FINE."
ROOM SERVICE: "WI BOTTER?"
GUEST: "NO, JUST PUT THE BOTTER ON THE SIDE."
ROOM SERVICE: "WAD?!?"
GUEST: "I MEAN 'BUTTER'... JUST PUT THE BUTTER ON THE SIDE."
ROOM SERVICE: "COPY?"
GUEST: "EXCUSE ME?"
ROOM SERVICE: "COPY...TEA..MEEL?"
GUEST: "YES. COFFEE, PLEASE... AND THAT'S EVERYTHING."
ROOM SERVICE: "ONE MINNIE. SCRAMAH EGG, CREEPSE BAYKEN , INGRISH MOPPIN, WI BOTTER ON SIGH AND COPY ... RYE ??"
GUEST: "WHATEVER YOU SAY."
ROOM SERVICE: "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS."
GUEST: "YOU'RE WELCOME"
REMEMBER, I PROMISED THAT BY THE TIME YOU READ THROUGH THIS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' MEANS ...... AND YOU DO, DON'T YOU!
Ian
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