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Altair
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Ran across this and it made me chuckle, thought I would share....

Guts or Balls...

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying off somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say: 'You're next fatty.'

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good one! :lol:
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That's great!
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Do you have the gusts or is it balls to show this one to your wife.
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Having those kind of balls would be a death wish at my house.

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