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-He´s a chemistry freak.
-I´m a chemistry SUPER freak actually!

-Well, I'm one of those fortunate people who like my job, sir. Got my first chemistry set when I was seven, blew my eyebrows off, we never saw the cat again, been into it ever since.

-Are you ready?
-I`ll do my best!
-...Your beesht? ...Loshersh alwaysh wine about their beesht? ...Winnersh go home and f*** the prom queen!
-Carla was the prom queen!

-You mean I'm going out there, ...under the water?
-Well earlier today you wanted a gun. Now you're getting a gun and a wet shuit.

-You enjoying this?
-Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day... reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washrooms... though, it's less of a problem these days. Maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.


-I want a suite, a shower, a shave, ...the feel of a suit.
-May I also suggest a haircut?
-Am I out of style?
-Unless you're a 20 year old guitarist from Seattle? ...It's a grunge thing.

-Everybody wants to be like
Mike

-you´re driving almost slow enough to drive miss Daisy

-Go downstairs and have a coke and a smile.

-Hey man where-where-where's your cup holder?
-I don't have one.
-What the f***, you mean you don't have one? Eighty thousand dollars for this car and you ain't got no damn cup holder?
-It's $105,000 and this happens to be one of the fastest production cars on the planet. Zero to sixty in four seconds, sweetie. It's a limited edition.
-You damn right it's limited. No cup holder, no back seat. Just a shiny d**k with two chairs in it. I guess we the b*lls just draggin' the f*** along.

-My sh*t always works sometimes!

Wow this is a tough topic. Only five? Not sure these would be classified as my absolutely top five but they are extremely memorable to me.

In no particular order.

1)
Star Wars:
Luke: I don't, I don't believe it.
Yoda: That is why you fail.

2)
Forrest Gump:
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing

3)
Pulp Fiction:
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you mother****er, say what one more God**** time!

4)
A river runs through it:
Older Norman: [narrating] Like many fly fishermen in western Montana where the summer days are almost Arctic in length, I often do not start fishing until the cool of the evening. Then in the Arctic half-light of the canyon, all existence fades to a being with my soul and memories and the sounds of the Big Blackfoot River and a four-count rhythm and the hope that a fish will rise. Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of those rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.

5)
Dead Poets Society:
John Keating: They're not that different from you, are they? Same haircuts. Full of hormones, just like you. Invincible, just like you feel. The world is their oyster. They believe they're destined for great things, just like many of you, their eyes are full of hope, just like you. Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because, you see gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? - - Carpe - - hear it? - - Carpe, carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.

Bad Boys...great movie!!

How about if I wait six weeks to call. I could tell her I found her number while I was cleaning out my wallet, I can't remember where we met. I'll ask her what she looks like and then I'll ask her if we f*cked. How about that? Would that be money?

So, an eerie start for the Erie warriors as they drop a heartbreaker to the Yankees, nine to nothing. The post game show is brought to you by.........Christ I can't find it, the hell with it.


Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

Who's gonna kick me out of town.......you and Screech?

Are either one of you two Homosexual?
You mean like flaming?
No, but we're willing to learn.
Could you send us somewhere special?

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Avenger Seawolf (Black, Batons) INCOMING?

I know exactly those two movies...I remember laughing so hard when i first saw Dumb and Dumber...

Don't forget this one... but not verbatim...

"You know... I really don't recall... Starts with an S... Let's see... swim? swammy? slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson?"
"Maybe it's on the briefcase..."
"Oh yeah! it's right here... Samsonite!"

From Swingers:

"You're so money~!"

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"I don't got the bright watch I got the right watch" -Jay Z

Absolute classic for me is this qoute from James Bond in 1965's Thunderball....

"My dear girl don't flatter yourself, what I did this evening was for King and country, you don't think it gave me any please do you?"

Incidently he wears a Breitling with Geiger counter in the movie....

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Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right. Unless you were goin' all the way (Apocylipse Now)

"My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.”
“"Inconceivable." You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“No more rhymes now - I mean it ! Anybody want a peanut.”
"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia. And only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!”
All from "The Princess Bride"

Great movie!

"Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."

Or anything else from Walter Sobchak.

From A Fish Called Wanda:

Otto: You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, f*** face, dick-head asshole!

Archie: How very interesting. You’re a true vulgarian, aren’t you?

Otto: You’re the vulgarian, you f***!


[Edit: sorry if this offended. I thought it was funnier unexpurgated, but I get this is a family friendly forum.]

I believe that's the only time Bond wore a B, isn't it?

Kind of........

In Thunderball Bond has the Top Time with the Geiger counter, but Domino's brother (who never had a name as far as I know) had a Navitimer 806. In the book, Bond removes the watch from the brother's body and puts it on his own wrist, in the movie he doesn't.

Cheers to your Bond trivia, Roff. My knowledge is limited to the movies. I have a few of the novels, but I've never quite gotten into them. Maybe one of these days.

Domino's brother's name was Francois Derval. Thunderball is my favourite Connery Bond film, plus it featured the lovely Claudine Auger.

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